Breathe on, biscuits ain't for jam.

therealhamster:

being interrupted mid sentence

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precumming:

*gets drivers license* 

old person: looks like im gonna have to stay off the roads!

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easilyhumored:

when someone gives you a really hard high five and you try to act like it didn’t hurt

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joydick:

the only reason I watched Zoey 101

joydick:

the only reason I watched Zoey 101

crystallized-teardrops:

my little sister got her first dick pic today and she basically cried because the dick was so ugly 

unclefather:

when U leave the barber shop with that clean cut 

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vvhaleshark:

talk dirty to me

vvhaleshark:

talk dirty to me